I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
i love this fucking quote so fucking much
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]
2013 was the year some of us got our shit together
2014 should be the year we get together.
I never noticed this.
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep